This afternoon Elise was looking at my phone, which has a keyboard for texting.
"Where da letter X?!?! WHERE DA LETTER X?!?!?"
"It's there Elise. Just look at my phone."
"It NOT there! Letter X NOT on phone! Letter X NOT on phone!!!"
She kind of freaked out. Then she freaked out again at dinner time, looking at a piece of food that was dangling off her fork.
With genuine concern she said, "Mama! It a PENIS!!!"
Yeah, Elise. I made you penis for dinner.
Then after dinner, Henry told me that I have banana boobs. I was feeding Clark and Henry decided to use his newly expanded vocabulary to say, "Baby eating! Baby eating banana!" Next, he climbed behind where I was sitting, pulled open the back of my pants and looked down at my butt and declared, "Poo poo! Poo poo!"
What's going on around here?
Wow.
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