Jury Doody

I knew this baby would be good for something.

I just got called for jury duty for the first time ever in my life. I'm 31 years old, and I'd never been called for jury duty until the other day. I got a card in the mail telling me when to report.

Crap, I thought, how's this going to work? Maybe I should start breastfeeding during jury selection and see if that influences their decision.

But then I read everything on the card I'd received and discovered that because I'd just had a baby, I could be automatically excused. Woo hoo!

I sent the card back in with an explanation of why I can't appear, and within a couple of days I got a letter excusing me from jury duty.

Justice was served.