I thought that shit-up-the-back only happens to little babies. Tiny babies who are still mastering control of their digestive system.
Nope. It happens to 1 and 1/2 year olds, too, as Henry proved tonight.
It went all the way up to his shoulder blades. It happened while we were eating dinner. At a restaurant. And I didn't have a change of pants for him.
God. Damn. It.
It looked like spicy mustard.
That happened when Chris brought Andy to visit me at work. We didn't have an extra pair of pants and it was raining and like 30 degrees outside. So we put his sweatshirt on as pants and wrapped my jacket around him. It was hilarious!
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