Oh, by the way, Elise pooped on me TWICE yesterday.
It happened again right before bed. I was trying to take her to the potty, but my cat Vincent wouldn't move off the toilet lid. I was holding Elise in one arm and swatting at the cat with the other when Elise suddenly farted, literally scaring the crap out of herself. And the pee. I was soaked, the baby was screaming, the cat was yowling-- it was a mess.
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