Today I was trying to make Elise sit down and she bit me on my shoulder really, really hard. As hard as she could? Maybe. The pain it created literally reached the very edge of my I-don't-care-who-you-are-I'm-about-to-make-you-regret-that-last-decision threshold.
The bite started to bruise immediately. She didn't break the skin, but there was a knot there the rest of the day, presumably a puddle of blood under my skin. Also, she must have bit a nerve because I had this wacky pain in my elbow for about an hour afterward. Not down my arm and terminating at my elbow, but just, BAM!, my elbow hurts, too.
There had better not be a second time, Elise. There had better not be a second time.
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