Conversation with Husband tonight--
Me: Should I keep these new jeans?
Husband: Yeah! They look hot!
M: I'm not going for "hot"-- I'm a mom now.
H: Look. You need to get over this 'I'm a mom now so I can't wear sexy pants' thing.
M: I actually just bought more pants because I don't want to shave my legs. Ever again.
Silence.
H: I'm glad you feel secure in our relationship.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Maggie
You can't take the sexy out of M that easily.
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