Over the past few days, the baby has been consistently kicking at my waitband or places like the zipper where my pants bunch.
I am sorry, Baby, but I must wear clothes. At home, I can put my pajama pants below my belly and pull my shirt up over my belly so that you can get air and light and have completely unrestricted movement. But when I am in public I must obey the laws of the state and of common decency. I do not want to spend your college fund money on court costs and/or fines related to charges for indecent exposure. One day, about two and a half years from now, you will begin to understand why people must wear pants outside. Until then, please just trust me on this one.
Your baby is going to be nuts. I love it. :)
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