Spanksgiving

This morning on the way to work Husband was joking about spanking our baby.

"We're not going to spank the baby," I said.

"What if it kills another baby?"

"What are you talking about?"

"I don't know. What's the worst thing a baby could do?"

"Poop in your mouth."

"Oh, it'd definitely get a spanking for that."

"Really though, if your baby poops in your mouth, it's probably at least partly your own fault. I mean, how could that even happen without some sort of help?"

"Yeah. The baby would definitely need an accomplice."

Baby, I know that you have a lot of free time on your hands these days, but I hope you are not masterminding ways to poop in my mouth and/or form a baby crime ring. I have greater expectations of you.