Me: (rubbing baby feet on my cheeks) Elise's feet are so soft! They've never been walked on.
Husband: I was thinking that just the other day.
M: Really?
H: Makes you want to grow that soft skin in a vat and then make a bed sheet out of it or something.
Oh, science. Please don't ever let technology catch up to my husband's creepy imagination.
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