Other People's Birth Stories: Overheard

I heard two of the instructors talking at the foster kids' day care the other day.

First Lady: Well, I had my baby in my car.

Second lady: In your CAR?!

1: Yeah. It was crazy.

2: Where was your car?

1: In the parking lot.

2: The parking lot of what?

1: The hospital!

2: Oh, girl. You made it all the way to the hospital, then you had your baby in the parking lot?

1: I couldn't wait!

2: Oh, girl.

That is insane-- giving birth to your baby in the hospital parking lot. Oh man.

I'd feel compelled to give that kid a middle name of Parker.