Elise had little breast buds when she was born. Did I tell you about this already? I forget.
Girls know what breast buds are. They're like these little disk things under your nipples that hurt like a motherf-er when you hit them on the edge of your desk while leaning forward to pass a note during 5th grade Earth Science class. They're the start of lady boobies.
Well, newborns can have them, too. Boys or girls. They get them because of their mother's hormones. Elise had her baby boobies for a while. A month or two. She doesn't have them anymore.
I read that some babies even lactate. Holy cow! Feed yourself, kid! Mommy's going back to bed...
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