Friday, September 25, 2009

In Case Jay-Z Is Reading This Blog...

Dear Jay-Z,

I was just practicing my Kegel exercises to your song "Can I Get A..." and it got me thinking. Have you ever considered producing a pregnancy exercise video with all Jay-Z songs? You could call it 'Jiggle What, Jiggle Who'... wouldn't that be cute?

Look, you're a businessman. I think this is an untapped market. Some of those "ho's" you sing about MUST be getting pregnant, right? Pregnancy yoga is so 2005. Think about it. If M.I.A. can jump around on stage and perform at the Grammys while she's 9 months pregnant, then surely a little choreographed bouncing to "99 Problems" is okay.

As always, thanks for your time.

Love,
M

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