The Nightgown, Per Your Request

Notice how they don't even have a model wearing it? The nightgown looks about 1,000 times better laying flat than it does draped over my body.

One day my child will read this blog and see this picture and then say, "Oh my god. Mom got that nightgown 25 years ago. She's still wearing it. She just answered her door in that nightgown." I'm sure of it.