Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Swish-Swish, Swish-Swish

We just heard your heartbeat, Baby! Amazing! I cried.

I keep spying on you. Looking at you with ultrasounds and listening to your heart. But is it really spying if you are inside my own body? I don't think that there is a reasonable expectation of privacy if you have taken up residence in my uterus.

So I will not apologize.

As long as you are in MY uterus, you will play by MY rules, Baby! Don't make me pull this car over! Now cut that out or I'll give you a real reason to cry!

Do I sound like a Mom yet?

Oh, wait...

GO TO YOUR WOMB AND STAY THERE UNTIL I TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN COME OUT!

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