Charley Horse Returns

I'm having a lot of trouble verbalizing lately. Poor Husband. He must feel as though I am constantly on the verge of disaster.

I woke him up last night yelling, "Ow! Owwwwww! Help me! It hurts!"

"What does?!?"

Then my throat closed up. "Ch-ch-ch-ch..." Finally I said, "Charley Horse!" I think Husband was relieved to hear that's all it was.

But, oh, it hurt. I'm still quite sore today.

Please don't tell me that this is what labor contractions feel like.